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What Happens if...
by bafh inwhat happens if someone returns to the congregation but stays inactive?
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what happens if someone returns to the congregation and does not meet with the elders to "confess" their sins while away?.
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The JW.ORG craziness has begun....
by cultBgone ini guess it was bound to happen..... just saw a facebook post where the user updated their profile picture to be the blue square jw.org logo.. .
don't know whether to laugh or cry.
worship the borg, you people!!!
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My inactive (20+yrs now) dad and uber righteous elder/pioneer brother were in Home Depot the other day. Two JW "sisters" came over and gave hugs. While gushing about the convention they showed off their JW.org wristbands...roflmao. My dad said that my brother just gave a perfunctory "oh those are nice" comment and walked away to look for wood for his project... lol.
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I FINALLY found a car I like & brought it home tonight = )
by FlyingHighNow inafter nearly seven months of bus rides and asking for rides, i have purchased a car.. for all of you who made helpful suggestions & contributions to my car buying thread, especially zed is dead, thank you so much.. my thread asking for advice on car buying:.
suggestions for car buying23.
i bought a 2009, pontiac g 6. my reasons for choosing a g 6: this car gets great miles per gallon.
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Glad you found a good fit. Car shopping is for the birds.
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BOE 2014-07-13 Appointment and deletion of elders and ministerial servants
by WatchTower87 in2014-07-13 appointment and deletion of elders and ministerial servantsto all bodies of elders.
the link removed by request is also available at the forms link.
the congregation secretary should arrange for this letter to be retained in the congregation permanent file of policy letters.
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Let's make this clear...
They're not going to accept any culpability from a moral and criminal point of view... But when it comes to all of the financials...they're all in?!
Yep, that's right.
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I'm sitting here listening to a JW try to recruit somebody
by Terry ini'm at starbucks .
just outside in the courtyard.. i'm trembling.
my hands are shaking.. wow!.
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A-W-E-S-O-M-E !!!
I hope this guy makes it out for good.
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Would like all of your imput on this. Please
by Still Totally ADD inboth reopened mind and i are now in our early 60's and it seems our conversations lately have been on putting everything up for sale and buying a rv and travel until we can't anymore.
it has been a dream of ours for along time to see all the site's in the u.s. and canada.
we feel we could make money as we go by selling and teaching using herbs and gardening.
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That sounds like it would be very exciting. How would you market your business(es) as you travel? I would think the biggest issue would be keeping a steady income stream going. Once the financial plan is reasonably solid, I would say go for it.
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Playing LIVE worldly music and dance party INSIDE kingdomhall??? Is the WT turning pentecostal??
by EndofMysteries ini can't believe this was a gb approved event since it was for international convention people.
if somebody tried to do this on a wedding they'd get dfed in a heart beat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dqcj6e78jm.
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Another Family Escapes Their Clutches
by OnTheWayOut inmy coworker actually was involved in training me, and i used to be a quiet good little jw when he met me.
i first shared information about him on this forum 7 years ago when he was just starting to learn that i was no longer going to the kingdom hall.
http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/friends/125918/1/pressure-to-conform-from-his-wifes-congregation#.u6t3c5rx-uy.
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Good for them!
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How do you shut your mind down so you can get a good night sleep???
by jam inthe more i learn about jw's the harder it is.
to sleep at night.
the wife hit the pillow and within 5 min.. she is snoring.
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I've tried the things mentioned above with some success.
However, either 1) a pinch of salt on the tongue or 2) yogurt and/or probiotics taken about 1/2 hr before bed is my all time fail proof favorite sleep aids. Make sure your room is as dark as possible. Some people have a very sensitive pineal gland and light can totally upset their clock.
And, of course, what works to calm some people can cause anxiety or problems in others. good luck!
My husband is like your wife. He can and does sleep under any and all conditions. It is absolutely maddening!!!
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LIVE from Ford Field international DO
by darth frosty injust wanted to show the activity in downtown detroit from the convention.
trafic is on jam!.
lots of people .
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Some family and tons of used-to-be friends are there this weekend. Family sent word there are about 35,000 in attendance.
BLESSINGS FROM JAH!!!!